She was a vixen when she went to school,
And though she be but little, she is fierce.

- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream

 Katie Knapp (formerly Kate Danemark) is a responsible adult with absolutely no vices whatsoever. Those have all been taken away by force. And yet, she is married.

Required to lead a healthy life, she now does nothing but exercise, eat whole grains and write prolifically for Rambles.NET. Anyone who wants to argue to the contrary will be asked to redirect their statements to the editor, who will assure them that he has indeed chained poor Katie to the keyboard with the expectation that she will write the bulk of Rambles.NET material for the foreseeable future. And do the ironing, too.

Katie is frightened.

She will doubtlessly avenge herself on the editor through poetry and countless domestic snares. In the meantime, she is building a protective wall around herself made up entirely of books, CDs, empty Pringles cans, lollipop wrappers and discarded children's toys.

Oh, and there's a dreamcatcher for pretty. And two very lovely rings (with bling!) that bind her forever to her editor in many unspeakable ways.

Editor's Note: Some of the above statements are lies.

Reviews by Katie include:

Chava Alberstein
End of the Holiday

Fiona Apple
Extraordinary Machine
The Idler Wheel is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw
& Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do

When the Pawn...

Neko Case
Fox Confessor Brings the Flood

Dead Can Dance
Toward the Within

If You Could Only See What They Are Doing to You

The Elders
American Wake

Chris Isaak
Heart Shaped World

Christine Lavin
I Was in Love with a Difficult Man
Live at the Cactus Cafe
Sometimes Mother Really Does Know Best

Wynton Marsalis
Haydn: Three Favorite Concertos, with Yo Yo Ma & Cho-Liang Lin

Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus)
Hannah Montana

Old 97s
Fight Songs

Po' Girl
Home to You
Vagabond Lullabies

The Ruffians
Live At CBGB: The Official Bootleg

various artists
Disney Channel Hits

Dar Williams
The Beauty of the Rain

Keller Williams

William J. Bennett
Children's Book of Virtues

Francesca Lia Block

Bodil Bredsdorff
The Crow Girl

Herbie Brennan
Fairy Nuff: A Tale of Bluebell Wood

N.M. Browne

Sandra Jones Cropsey
Tinker's Christmas

Ellen Datlow, editor
Off Limits: Tales of Alien Sex

David Delamare
Animerotics: A Forbidden Cabaret in 26 Acts

Anita Diamant
The Red Tent

Chuck T. Falcon
Family Desk Reference to Psychology

Neil Gaiman
The Wolves in the Walls, illustrated by Dave McKean

Patricia Reilly Giff
Maggie's Door

Brian Gleeson

Laurence Gonzales

Charlaine Harris
Living Dead in Dallas

Laura Hillenbrand

Alice Hoffman
Water Tales
  (omnibus: Aquamarine, Indigo)

Mary Howitt
The Spider & the Fly, illustrated by Tony DiTerlizzi

Carl Japikse, editor
Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

Nic Kelman

Sue Monk Kidd
The Secret Life of Bees

Dexter Scott King, with Ralph Wiley
Growing Up King: An Intimate Memoir

E.L. Konigsburg
From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler

Susan Krinard, Tanith Lee, Evelyn Vaughn
When Darkness Falls

Beverly Lewis
The Heritage of Lancaster County #1: The Shunning
The Heritage of Lancaster County #2: The Confession

Michael Patrick MacDonald
All Souls: A Family Story from Southie

Frank McCourt
Angela's Ashes

Rainer Neumann
Labyrinth: A Mythic Journey

Jennifer Niven
Ada Blackjack: A True Story of Survival in the Arctic

James Patterson
Violets Are Blue

Camille Peri & Kate Moses, editors
Mothers Who Think: Tales of Real-Life Parenthood

John L. Ruth
Forgiveness: A Legacy of the West Nickel Mines Amish School

David Sedaris
Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules
Dress Your Family in Corduroy & Denim

Stephen M. Silverman
Envy, Anger & Sweet Revenge (Sin Series No. 5)

Janeen Solberg
Staying Centered: The Art of Full-Time Parenting

Nicholas Sparks
The Notebook

Jeanne Treat
Dark Birthright

Harry Turtledove
In the Presence of Mine Enemies

Deborah Werksman, editor
I Killed June Cleaver: Modern Moms Shatter the Myth of Perfect Parenting

Christopher Whitcomb

Connie Willis
All Clear
Inside Job
Lincoln's Dreams, et al
Winds of Marble Arch & Other Stories

Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
Dark of the Sun

Jane Yolen
The Radiation Sonnets: For My Love, in Sickness & in Health

John Zakour & Lawrence Ganem
The Doomsday Brunette

Federico Zeri
Van Gogh: Starry Night

Baadeck Yarns

Baddeck Fibre Festival

Baddeck Art Club Colours Exhibit

Celtic Knot Quilting

Milling Frolic

Na h-Eilthirich: The Emigrants

Traditional Rug Hooking

Weaving Demonstration

Dar Williams

Little Miss Christmas
Me, Eloise

Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone

Spy Game