Words & Writers

I am not solitary whilst I read and write, though nobody is with me.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson, Nature

It took me 15 years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
- Robert Benchley

Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
- Gene Fowler

I put things down on sheets of paper and stuff them in my pockets. When I have enough, I have a book.
- John Lennon

We're all made of stories. ... When they finally put us underground, the stories are what will go on. Not forever, perhaps, but for a time. It's a kind of immortality, I suppose, bounded by limits, it's true, but then so's everything.
- Charles de Lint, Memory & Dream

The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
- Mark Twain

If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and heartbeats.
- Richard Bach, Illusions

Reading is the key that opens doors to many good things in life. Reading shaped my dreams, and more reading helped me make my dreams come true.
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg

I couldn't care less about all those fiction stories about what happened in the year 1500 or 1600. Half of them aren't even true.
- John Daly, explaining why he doesn't like literature

No doubt you are as alarmed as I by the tragic decline in America's language skills. If 10 people read the following sentence:
Two tanker trucks has just overturned in Alaska, spilling a totel of 10,000 gallons of beer onto a highway.
two would find an error in subject-verb agreement, two would find an error in spelling, and six would find a sponge and drive north.
- Mike Nichols, columnist

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
- Mark Twain, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.
- Oxford University Press, Edpress News

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I know everything. One has to, to write decently.
- Henry James

Here's a weird thought: What if everyone only has so many words inside of them? Then sooner or later you'd run out of words, wouldn't you? And you'd never know when it was going to happen because everybody would have a different allotment, it would be different for everyone -- the way hair colour varies, or fingerprints. I could be in the middle of a story, and then run out of words, and it'd never be finished. I could be using up the words I need for that story writing this.
- Charles de Lint, Memory & Dream

The writer who possesses the creative gift owns something of which he is not always master -- something that at times strangely wills and works for itself.
- Charlotte Bronte

A pencil, sharpened with a rapier wit, can slay dragons and bring down castle walls. (Don't break the point.)
- anonymous

I wish to write such rhymes as shall not suggest a restraint, but contrariwise the wildest freedom.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.
- Maya Angelou

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
- William Somerset Maugham

The computer may make it easier for someone to write but they don't make the writing any better.
- Andy Rooney

I have this theory that anything that happens to you that leaves you alive and intact can be used somewhere in your writing.
- Octavia Butler

There's stories and then there's stories. The ones with any worth change your life forever, perhaps only in a small way, but once you've heard them, they are forever a part of you. You nurture them and pass them on, and the giving only makes you feel better. The others are just words on a page.
- Charles de Lint, Dreams Underfoot

I am, really, a great writer; my only difficulty is in finding great readers.
- Frank Harris

The best book is a collaboration between author and reader.
- Barbara Tuchman

Beneath the favorite tale of the moment a deeper story always lies waiting to be told.
- Thomas Moore

A good book reflects the reader, as much as it illuminates the author's text.
- Charles de Lint, The Little Country

I don't think I'll ever have enough time to tell all the stories I need to tell.
- Charles de Lint, Memory & Dream

A room without books is like a body without a soul.
- Cicero

When I have money, I buy books. If any money is left over, I buy food and clothes.
- Erasmus

A collection of books is the best of all universities.
- Thomas Carlysle

The things I want to know are in books; my best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read.
- Abraham Lincoln

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
- Jorge Luis Borges

Nature and books belong to the eyes that see them.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


Why do an infinite number of monkeys always type Hamlet? What's wrong with Macbeth? Why not something by Dickens or Poe?
- Tom Knapp

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst

The lies we use to make our fictions reveal the truth with far more honesty than any history or herstory or life story.
- Charles de Lint, Memory & Dream

Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures.
- Jessamyn West


Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
- Noam Chomsky, Syntactic Structures

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.
- Dorothy Parker

Words -- so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them.
- Nathaniel Hawthorne

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
- Ray Bradbury

There are strict laws against assaulting people just because we don't like something they wrote.
- Dave Barry

Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happen to be handy and easily adaptable.
- Robert Benchley

If I've learned one thing, it is: Never try to write a bestseller. Instead, tell the story that you want to tell.
- Chet Williamson

I knew a poet once. He wanted to capture his soul on a piece of paper -- really capture it. But of course, you can't do that, can you? You can try, you can bleed honesty into your art until it feels like you've wrung your soul dry, but in the end, all you've created is a possible link between minds. An attempt at communication. If a soul can't be measured, then how can it be captured?
- Charles de Lint, Dreams Underfoot

Write as if you are dying.
- Annie Dillard

Wear the old coat and buy the new book.
- Austin Phelps

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
- P.J. O'Rourke

There are books ... which rank in our life with parents and lovers and passionate experiences.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
- T.S. Eliot


Journalism

I was just an observer going through life, never a participant, which might be the reason I became a journalist.
- Charles de Lint, The Ivory & the Horn

Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism.
- Dave Barry

You can't swat your dog with a TV set.
- a New York Times staff rationalization for the survival of newspapers

TV was the girl you looked at. The print media was the one who had your kids.
- Tom Clancy, Executive Orders

People magazine didn't get so popular because of its dedication to serious journalism.
- Charles de Lint, Memory & Dream

In those days, most people read newspapers, whereas today, most people do not. What caused this change? One big factor, of course, is that people are a lot stupider than they used to be, although we here in the newspaper industry would never say so in print.
- Dave Barry, columnist

It is a newspaper's duty to print the news and raise hell.
- The Chicago Times

It's not news when a dog barks or a fish swims.
- Tom Knapp, reporter

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
- A.J. Liebling

Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind.
- General William Westmoreland on media control in wartime.


The Spoken Word

Before I begin speaking, there is something I would like to say.
- Saul Gorn

An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
- William Shakespeare, Richard III

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
- Voltaire

There are few joys to compare with the telling of a well-told tale.
- Charles de Lint, Yarrow

You taught me language; and my profit on't
Is, I learning how to curse: the red plague rid you,
For learning me your language!
- William Shakespeare, The Tempest

There was never anything to be gained from observing what humans said to one another -- language was just there to hide their thoughts.
- Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

Language is the opposite of loneliness.
- David Ives, playwright

I would be loath to cast away my speech,
for besides that is excellently well penned, I have taken great pains to con it.
- William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you, trippingly on the tongue.
- William Shakespeare, Hamlet

When you say words a lot they don't mean anything.
Or maybe they don't mean anything anyway, and we just think they do.
- Neil Gaiman, Brief Lives

Speech is given to three: to the historian-poet for the narration and relating of tales, to the poet-seer for praise and satire, and to the Brehon for giving judgment.
- from Ireland's ancient Brehon laws

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
- Dan Quayle

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like 'What about lunch'?
- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.A. Milne

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
- Robert Frost

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought, which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

He who wants to persuade should put his trust not in the right argument, but in the right word. The power of sound has always been greater than the power of sense.
- Joseph Conrad

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
- Robert Benchley

Isn't it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying ten minutes from now?
- Arnot L. Sheppard Jr.

Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever.
- Dan Quayle

The object of oratory is not truth, but persuasion.
- Lord Macauley

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
- Jane Wagner

Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the unthinking.
- John Maynard Keynes

Will we allow the decline of our language -- the language of Shakespeare, Shaw and Steinbeck? Will we abuse our precious gift of communication? Will we bite our mother tongue with the teeth of indifference, crushing the taste buds of clarity and, without prompt application of the antiseptic of education, causing the gangrene of strained metaphors? Stand up, America, and let me hear your answer: Ain't no way, dude!
- Mike Nichols, columnist

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